How to Win the Breakup

POSTED BY: Bowzer

break-upThe story is always the same when you meet the most amazing girl in the world. She walked in the room, and even though just looking at how beautiful she was made you nervous, you knew you had to talk to her. Three drinks and an hour later, it slowly dawns on you that this angel with the aqua blue eyes and the incredible smile is actually digging you. And not in that “I’m wasted, and I’m clearly going to fuck you” kind of way, either. I’m talking about an immediate connection that is electric, full of hope and fear and dizziness and excitement in such a way that you know your life will never be the same. This is how meeting a future girlfriend works; she will always feel like the most amazing girl in the world. Even though it ends up being wrong every time (so far), part of being a human being is accepting the illusion.

Inevitably you start dating, and everything is just dandy. Bar attendance plummets, odds of watching “Grey’s Anatomy” increase exponentially, and your friends will grow increasingly worried about who is really in possession of your balls. You and the girl will spend outrageous amounts of time watching movies, constantly hearing about her period, going out to eat, driving her around, listening to the minute details of every one of her godforsaken days, and just generally being completely up each others asses. Every relationship has its apex, it’s only sad that we never get to recognize and appreciate it until the slope of our love curve changes to negative. Whether your relationship ends suddenly, or whether it dies a slow and painful death, the end result is the same: BREAKUP.

Now you could try to be a mature person about the breakup, but we all know how completely unrealistic that is. Look at it this way: was the Soviet Union still cool with the Nazis after Hitler broke their peace treaty and attacked the Russians? Hell no, the breaking of a treaty (or a long-term relationship) clearly means war. After the breakup has commenced, any remaining loyalties should be considered useless. If love is a battlefield, then the breakup is the decisive battle, motherfucker (Samuel Jackson voice). Here’s how to win it:

  • Initiate the Breakup: This will be the first skirmish of the long breakup war. Obviously, if things are going poorly in the relationship and there’s no salvaging it, you need to be the one to initiate the breakup. This immediately puts you in a very advantageous position when trying to win this bitter contest. If you were the one to get dumped, don’t worry, victory is not lost, you will just have to run tight breakup game to recover your position. When getting dumped, act disappointed, but not wounded. Make her feel sorry without being pathetic in any way. When you see her getting emotional and she starts crying, suddenly start emphasizing how excited you are about “starting a new chapter in your life with so many opportunities”. Executing the “this is actually a good thing” ambush once the inevitable tears flow just might salvage you some breakup points.
  • Cut Off All Direct Contact: This is such a key facet of winning the breakup. Any direct communication with the ex will weaken you in her eyes. If you are going to talk to her, wait until she calls/texts you, and ignore at least one of them before responding. There is nothing more powerful than insisting that she can have no part of you whatsoever. You will have to take the necessary precautions of deleting her number out of your phone and removing (not blocking) her from your buddy list. One or two drunk texts is all it takes to be declared the loser of a breakup. Don’t worry about losing her number forever…if you completely ignore her, she WILL call you.
  • Use Facebook as a Weapon: The use of facebook to supplement your game is one of the social networking site’s well known benefits. The site is even more effective, however, in gaining precious breakup points. First, change your settings so that even when you sneeze it will be shown in the news feed. Your goal over the next month or so is to tag yourself in as many photos with girls as humanly possible. Make sure to comment on the photos in ambiguously sexual ways too for bonus points. Example: “Wow, after those shots things got crrrrrrazy that night :)” You will also need to start some wall dialogue with girls she doesn’t know very well. Facebook is a double edged sword, however, so be careful. It’s going to be painful seeing all of the horny ass dudes who will start hitting her up because they know she’s single now. No one said that winning the breakup would be easy.
  • Lobby for the Mutual Friends: If you have dated long enough, there will inevitably be at least a small group of mutual friends that actually tolerated you and your girlfriend’s nauseating games of grab ass or “I love you more”.  You will have to strike quickly to get these people on your side. They will pretend that they aren’t going to take sides, and that is certainly the angle that you will project onto them. But deep down, we all know that when the dust of the breakup has settled, the friends must choose. Delicately feed them propoganda about how she used to talk shit about them. Since being someone’s friend essentially means you just talk less shit about them, you should be able to pull some ripe quote your ex made in the past. When she loses friends because she broke up with you, that is a major point boost to your breakup score.
  • Bang a New Girl(s): Nothing will score you more breakup points than this tactic, albeit if the timing and execution is perfect. First, we aren’t talking about getting a new girlfriend. Doing so off of a fresh breakup really only exudes desperation, and will make her feel more vindicated about her new found life without you. But if you casually date one or more girls, and are able to rub it in her face when you run into her at the bar (with class, of course), your odds of winning the breakup will soar. It’s interesting how quickly you can get over somebody you loved so much when someone new comes along. But Jesus Christ you better be the first one to do this, because if she beats you to this punch, it’s going to be a tough blow.
  • Secure Any Possessions That Were Once Deemed “Shared”: To be honest with you, I just threw this one in here because I’m bitter about losing Guitar Hero III (we’re talking guitar and game) in a breakup. God, I lost so many breakup points over that shit.

Winning the breakup is not about being a total dick to your ex. To truly win a breakup, yes, you need to score points in a manipulative fashion, but you also have to do it with the appearance of class. Greeting your ex with a smile on your face when you run into them, even when it hurts more than anything, is essential to winning the breakup. I know a lot of you are probably wondering: how do you know when you finally win the breakup? The goal is to look like you are having the time of your life without her, while hiding that you’re being an asshole about it. Once you do that, and once you really believe it, and you accomplish all of this before she does, then you have won the breakup.

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63 responses to “How to Win the Breakup

  1. Sorry for the ghost town here recently. The site will be back to weekly postings.

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  2. Someone in Pittsburgh

    I once had a break-up that I innitiated after the first outbreak of uncivil fighting (i dont like being hit and screamed insults at) I did it that night physically removing my keys from her, removing her from my property, throwing all her clothes in a bix box and putting it in her car (all the while has to physical keep her form re-entering the property) then calling the police when she started throwing rocks through my windows. I changed my phone number, switched my e-mail, and changed all my passwords and locks. I then followed through on prosecution for vandalism and agrivated assault. Other than in court I never spoke a single word to her nor did I send out secondary messages through people to her.

    3 years later I ran into a friend of hers and she disclosed that it was the most devastating break-up her friend had simply because I never gave her a second chance and cut her off “like a tumor”.

  3. @Pittsburgh
    Dear God! I never even thought about taking a girl to court. Did you win? We are talking SERIOUS breakup points for a guilty verdict, ladies and gentlemen.

  4. AHHAAHAH I cant stop long enough to read some of this stuff…I agree the best way to get over her is
    1) Bang one of her hot friends
    2) Erase her from your life in any and every way…Zman sends

  5. WOW… You must have really been hurt in a past relationship! I won’t hold it against you, because I can be spiteful in my own way and believe in protecting my feelings at any cost. Most men already do this (those that are pure @ssholes) and others purely because they’re following their dumb friends advice.

    In the end; you will love again and see that bad breakup as a lesson that made you a stronger individual. Either that or you’re a real MONSTER! Nonetheless, I enjoyed your post!

  6. Carlotta Chintz

    Wooowww. Jeez. And I thought girls were bitchy. Those kinds of tactics take it to a whole new level. I mean, if that’s what makes you feel better, then do you, by all means, but speaking from personal experience, when my ex overtly tried to do things like that, all it made me do was realize what an asshole he was to begin with and thank my lucky stars I wasn’t with him anymore!

    Now, post-breakup, I did not sit around on my ass or cry my eyes out (ok, I did that once). Instead, I went out and GOT MY LIFE BACK- I kept the mutual friends, met new guys, slept with a couple of his friends, got all my clothes back from his house, deleted his number- oh look! that’s everything you said! But I wasn’t trying to “win” (maybe that’s a guy thing), I was just moving on.

  7. @Carlotta

    But I wasn’t trying to “win” (maybe that’s a guy thing), I was just moving on.

    aaaaaaaand you are my new favorite commenter.

  8. Pfft, guys are always trying to “win”. Everything is a game.

    Nice post Bowz.. missed you guys. I was only ever dumped 2 times and I didn’t give a shit either time. As a matter of fact, I’m almost positive that I already had another guy waiting in the lineup. But that was when I was young and beautiful. I was also a ruthless bitch and a horrible girlfriend. Haha! :) The longest relationship I ever had before I got married was 6 months, and the 2nd closest to that was 3 months. See? I never cared about anyone but myself. But I had a hell of a time!

  9. This is awesome. This totally describes my last relationship. I initiated, and broke off contact but lost the friends to him (oh well, f you old friends). He got into a relationship first (ow!) but out of desperation (ha!). Now I’m dating someone way better so I’m pretty sure I win.
    I WIN!!!

  10. Hey cVILLAINS now you know what I fucking look like thanks to stupid fucking WordPress!!!

  11. Great post…
    And shenanigans is lying. Her new guy sucks.

  12. Shhh honey, drive me home so we can watch GA. We gotta run by the store ang grab tampons first though.

  13. @shenanigans
    Sounds like a decisive break up victory for you. there’s nothing like an ex saddling up on some swamp donkey to help solidify the W.

    @Donk
    are you and Shenanigans sexing? your babies would be the ultimate blog whores.

  14. Whatever type of whores they want to be is fine with me. I’ll support them all the way… and they’ll always be the ultimate as far as I’m concerned.

  15. I know you did not just call our future babies “whores”. OMG.

  16. @ Bowz,

    I can’t believe you lost guitar hero III.

  17. Planning to get your ex back might be a good choice but this time may you want to be more serious and more secured than before. Just a sort of advice.

  18. Jason, dude, proofread your lame website.

  19. I’m surprised that you have more of an issue with the spelling than the content.

  20. I’m just surprised Jason’s site didn’t have one mention of “MALE ENHANCEMENT PILLS VIAGRA NO PRESCRIPTION MAXIMUM PLEASURE”. I mean, it just looks sooo legit…

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  22. This seems kinda rude to the girl

    some of it is right though, I dated a girl for a year, the next day she left me. I actually cried hard I had no clue whatsoever. For the reason that “It was too serious” or “I love you but im not IN love with you”. She said she liked the seriousness, and what the hell does that mean. Well I begged like hell, that’s what you cant do, it will mess you up, there’s no winning a breakup, but being friends isnt a good idea

  23. @Melosho
    What’s cool is that you are able to identify and learn from your mistake in handling your breakup. If the post comes off as rude, keep in mind I (attempt) to write stuff that makes people laugh. A lot of my writing is tongue-in-cheek. The breakup advice itself, however, is totally legit.

  24. I love this! This is for sure one of my favorites. Only point I would have to disagree with you on is the “bang a new girl” point. Yes, yes, banging a new girl will win you breakup points. However, the new girlfriend stings way worse. We know guys are dogs and will sleep around, and we don’t see a rogue ho you slept with as taking our place. But a new gf, OUCH! Just my opinion.

  25. @Betty
    Thanks for the awesome comment! I totally see where you’re coming from…but I still respectfully disagree.

    When I’ve broken up with someone, and they pounce into a new relationship right away, I immediately see it as the move of a cornered animal. If anything, it makes me think they still have feelings for me. They clearly jumped right into a new boyfriend to dull the throbbing pain of being without the Bowz. And believe me, the pain of Bowzer withdrawal is excruciating (I’m pretty sure I read this on Wikipedia somewhere).

    Casual banging allows you to claim you are over the old girlfriend, without the whole “I’m just doing this to get back at you” thing (which I know, is the whole point, but she can’t know that) . As Elie Wiesel once said, “The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference.” A new relationship so soon after a breakup just screams “spite” to me.

  26. @Bowzer
    how soon after a serious breakup is dating someone new considered “I’m just doing this to get back at you”???

  27. Is this an American thing? If this is normal in US then i’m definalty glad i’m from England.

    You sound like a complete douche in this post man, a complete douche. I feel pretty bad for any poor girls who you’ve encountered in the past but i’m sure your personality displayed here shines through and you only ever hook up with skanks.

    One last time, a complete douche.

    I lied here it is again, Douche.

  28. omg! AHAHAH this is really funny.
    my boyfriend broke up with me like a month ago, and used all the classics, he even said ill still love you and i will for a long time, and all this crap AHAH.
    so i stopped talking to him! but then i deleted himoff fb :/.
    some of his friends have stopped talking to him cause theyve realised hes a complete douche because he hooked up with a girl the next day! they were friends with benefits for a while, but they stopped recently. thing is i have a guy flirting with me, and one of hs friends asked me out
    ..so now im curious. whos winning? AHAHAHAH

  29. disallusioned with the whole damn thing

    i dated a girl for two years . . . she was from europe . . . we had a long distance relationship for two years and visited eachother every few months . . . after i couldn´t take it anymore i moved across the ocean to give us a shot . . . we spent three months together in her place and found that it was not at all easy to live with each other, although we still loved each other very much. when we got along it was amazing, but when we fought it was hell. the sex was incredible throughout . . . after three months we broke up i left her country and traveled to another in europe. i started living and working and after a few weeks we got back together . . . things were going good with us then . . . we still had an occasional disagreement on the phone, but we always made up. she visited me and we fell in love all over again. i decided to go back to her country, and give it another try. i found a job and an apartment not too far away from where she lived. i was planning on moving there in one week . . . the plan was to work and live seperate lives, but see each other and be with each other as often as possible . . . last week we got into a fight on the phone and she said she wanted to end it forever . . .
    i implored her to give it a last try because we were so close to having a normal situation after two years of craziness and seperation . . .

    . . . i can be unreasonable when im tired or hungry or generally off balance. i tend to obsess about stupid shit sometimes . . . i am completely impractical and usually poor . . . but . . . i´m great too . . .strong willed, and kind, and romantic, and talented, and i apologize when im wrong . . . i´m not petty, i never give up, and i know how to treat a woman. i have a will to improve and be a better man.

    i can be insulting while fighting because that´s how i was raised. my family are the toughest people on the planet and they gave me hell when i was a kid so it´s taking me years to work it out of my system, but i am working on myself which is important.
    but how do i win tis breakup? none of the stuff above applies to me.

    i don´t want to sleep with anybody else because i found everything i wanted in her. she is too fucking cool to use facebook. we have no joint friends due to the long distance . . .

    she was an unusual case . . .a great girl over all, but she´s got her problems too . . . she wanted a power struggle . . . to dominate and be dominated . . . she loved my spontanaeity but it drove her crazy, because she was so practical.

    my problem remains . . . after all the fights and unkind words, i still want her. i want to forgive and be forgiven and i want to fix what we had and rebuild it even stronger.

    since she broke it off i haven´t contacted her. it was only a few days ago, but she was so cold to me on the phone that i need to assert my own dignity.

    i put my own life on the line be leaving the USA and going after this . . . she might be afraid of commitment, but this was news i could have used before i bought that plane ticket.

    my question is . . . with the details you all know about my situation . . .

    what the fuck is going on?

    we both pushed for something and when we were a few days away from it we panicked and exploded . . . this sucks. i´m turning to a fucking blog for answers that i know i will not get and that sucks too.

    we were horrible to eachother at the end, but all i can remember are the good things . . . i need to change my mind about her, or get her back.

    what do you recommend?

  30. hii bowzer..
    i’ve read all ur stuff that u’ve posted..i want you to know that i’ve dated a guy for five long years..and according to your points i’ve initiated the breakup but i’ve removed him from my facebook account(not blocked him),and ours was a long distance relationship now how would i show to him that i’m with some other guys(though i’m not with anyone right now).please help me because i really want to win this ‘breakup’.

  31. Hey if you have stuff she gave you, would you go and and give it all back to her as a breakup point or what?

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  47. My name is Betty Destiny , from U.S.A, I never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once. when i went to Africa in July this year on a business summit. i ment a man called Dr. OGUDO.He is powerful he could help you cast a spells to bring back my love’s gone,misbehaving lover looking for some one to love you, bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job.i’m now happy & a living testimony os the man i had wanted to marry left me 3 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 2 years… i really loved him, but his mother was against me and he had no good paying job. so when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him..at first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. and in 6 days when i returned to New York, my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married..i didn’t believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do… well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid,and my husband also got a new job and our lives became much better. in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help, email drogudospelltemple@gmail.com you can see what he can do and i belive that he can do so four you too.

  48. Hello I am out here to spreed this good news to the entire world on how i got my ex love back.I was going crazy when my love left me for another girl last month,But when i meet a friend that introduce me to Dr Akhere the great messenger to the oracle that he serve,I narrated my problem to Dr Akhere about how my ex love left me and also how i needed to get a job in a very big company.He only said to me that i have come to the right place were i will be getting my heart desire without any side effect.He told me what i need to do,After it was been done,In the next 2 days,My love called me on the phone and was saying sorry for living me before now and also in the next one week after my love called me to be pleading for forgiveness,I was called for interview in my desired company were i needed to work as the managing director..I am so happy and overwhelmed that i have to tell this to the entire world to contact Dr Akhere at the following email address: DrAkerespiritualtemple@gmail.comand get all your problem solve..No problem is too big for him to solve..Contact him direct on: DrAkerespiritualtemple@gmail . and get your problems solve like me..

  49. My name is Tricia Alex, am from USA. i want to use this opportunity to thank my great doctor who really made my life a pleasurable one today. This great man PROPHET ALUTA brought my husband back to me, i had 2 lovely kids for my husband, about 3 years ago i and my husband has been into one qaurrel or the other until he finally left me for one lady. i felt my life was over and my kids thought they would never see their father again. i tried to be stronge just for the kids but i could not control the pains that torments my heart, my heart was filled with sorrows and pains because i was really in love with my husband. Every day and night i think of him and always wish he would come back to me, until one day i met a good friend of mine that was also in a situation like me but her problem was her ex-boyfriend who she had an unwanted pregnancy for and he refused to take responsibility and dumped her. she told me that mINE was a small case and that i shouldnt worry about it at all so i asked her what was the solution to my problems and she gave me this great man phone number and his email address. i was doubting if this man was the solution, so contacted this great man and he told me what to do and i did them all, he told me to wait for just two days and that my husband will come crawlling on his kneels just for forgiveness so i faithfully did what this great man asked me to do and for sure after two days i heard a knock on the door, in a great suprise i saw him on his kneels and i was speechless, when he saw me, all he did was crying and asking me for forgiveness, from that day, all the pains and sorrows in my heart flew away,since then i and my husband and our lovely kids are happy.thats why i want to say a big thank you to PROPHET ALUTA. This great man made me to understand that theres no problem on earth that has no solution so please if you know that you have this same problem or any problem that is similar, i will advise you to come straight to this great man. you can email him at:PROPHETALUTASOLUTIONTEMPLE@GMAIL.COM

  50. BRUNELDA NATO11

    Probably all this testimony you read about spell casting online are spam right?And yeah some are spam some think all of them are spam which is totally not bad and i also know some believe spell casting really works but have not been able to find the right one. Well i think i found the right spell caster Metodo. I know he is real not cos he helped me but because i was there in his temple i Have seen him and his temple and i tell you it can’t get more really that what am writing now. I know you may want to know why and what lead me to contact a spell caster i am a south African woman here in south African as a matter of fact in Africa having a male child is like the most important thing in a marriage and it turned out that i am married to a very traditional man as in a he believes the male child carry the family name on and on but the females get married and change there name which is true. I were married for six years and i had no male child for him .Maybe friends and family filled his head with a lot of things like i don’t have a male child for him and as a result he need to get a divorce and get another wife that can bear him a male child. I always thought the people that filled his head with this ideas where is family and friends the people that i smile and dine with. The very people who ought to have advice him rightly. I never found out if they where involved in wanting to ruin life and my marriage. Not because i could not find out but cost i didn’t want to develop hatred for them cos i will always get to see them and it is not really healthy seeing the faces of people you hate. At that time, i mean before i knew my husband got himself a lover i was paranoid about him having a lover cos our lives changed a lot he starting coming home late he wouldn’t touch me any more and even he started avoiding me in our home making up excuses to stay all day in his study room doing nothing and telling me his need something off to clear his head. We had fights all the time i brought up the matter if he was see someone else. Maybe he got tired of lying i don’t know he finally asked for a divorce. A divorce my family saw him through his university and got him a got job i told myself and now he’s asking me for a divorce cos i don’t a male child yet for him. He was ready to let go of his three beautiful daughters he asked that i take them along. Maybe he was a real f**l and didn’t know what he had and maybe he didn’t deserve someone like me but one thing was crystal clear to me i was still in love with him and i wanted a complete family for my kid that and the fact that i raised him from the gutter i didn’t care about any of his problem when i married him and i forgot to say my father never approved our marriage but still i jumped into it thinking we are going to have each other forever. Though we are still together now but its cos of the spell i had metodo cast on him to make him see how much he needs me in this life. When i contacted metodo he asked that i get the materials for the spell which i did and delivered the materials to him in person that is to say i came in contact with him. I was to return in to his temple in 7 seven day and within those seven day he gave me a blessed a red candle asking that i command and say whatever i wanted every night within those seven days which i did on the seventh day when i returned to metodo temple he gave a harmless powerful substance with instruction on how to use it. This might seem like fiction or lie or what ever you lucky reads may think but deep down you know it true you just looking for a way not to get involved. I ve got my husband back and my family life couldn’t be better thanks to the spell though i don’t have a male child for him at least his them lover bore him one. contact him with his email if you want his help metodoacamufortress @ yahoo. com

  51. I want to use this golden oppurtunity to appreciate the great spell caster called Dr.EKPEN TEMPLE for helping me get back my relationship with my ex lover when he ended and turned his back on me for quite a long period of time. Dr.EKPEN TEMPLE performed a spell for me and within 48 hours after the spell had been casted i receive a call from my ex saying that he is sorry for hurting me and that he will not do such thing to me in his life again, I was surprised but later accepted him back. Anyone that is in the same line of problem or having difficulties in there marriages should contact Dr.EKPEN TEMPLE email address: (ekpentemple@gmail. com) He is very powerful and can help you at any time you contact him DR.EKPEN TEMPLE THANKS YOU SO MUCH.

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  53. I and and my boyfriend dated for two years and we where planning to get married soon then all of a sudden his love for me started changing and he started avoiding me recently he just made it clear to me that he is no longer interested in the engagement,i thought he was joking but to my notice it was getting serious as he now charts and move out with his new found girlfriend i tried to lure and beg him if their is anything i have done wrong he should forgive me but he never listened all he says is that i should get it into my thick score that the relationship is over (meaning my relationship with him is over)I further tried all means to get him back but nothing worked as at last i was able to get a spell caster contact named Priest Ajigar i heard his spell works in terms of restoring broken marriage and relationship. I contacted him and he assured me with in the next three days he will come back for me,after three days it really did happen he came back and he have left the other girl now,i never could have got love back if not Priest Ajigar who did it for me and my advice to all you out there searching for a genuine and powerful spell caster just know that Priest Ajifar spell works and its the best email him on (priestajigarspells@live.com)

  54. Leonids11 Balodis

    After reading BRUNELDA NATO comment on laurenconrad. com about Metodo helping her cast a spell to fix her relationship, i was hmm.. will say considering doing the same thing cos my life was a total mess. On one hand my girlfriend now soon to be fiancé parent did not want me to be their son-in-law cos i did not belong to the upper class community and on the other hand, i moved from Latvia where my life and job was to be with my soon to be fiancé in Azerbaijan. I had no home there but just the apartment we both bought together. If am not mistaking her father is a famous lawyer to almost every rich person in Azerbaijan. She was going to help me get a job in her father law firm before she broke up with me because she was going to marry one of her father client. All this was before i contacted Metodo to see what he could for me. As i said her father was against our relationship and she was going to marry a 53 years old man for his money. She has always loved materials things but i never thought she would pick money over me. We were still see each other not as lover but secret lovers. I loved her too much to be sharing with a disgusting old man because he was rich. I don’t mean to disrespect any elderly person i just don’t like it when rich old or young persons try to take or take someone you hold dearly to your heart cos they have the money to do so. In my own case it happened that it was an old rich man wanting to take the woman i loved and still loved with all my heart and strength. She didn’t want to marry me but she wanted to be my lover in secret. I knew she loved me dearly but she was also in love with all the money and assets the man had. she knew i was content with what i had and what she had but she wanted to be so rich like adding riches ti what she already had. The date of the wedding was already set when i realized that if i don’t do something to stop the wedding i would lost her forever. It happened that i came across BRUNELDA NATO comment on laurenconrad. com as i search the INTERNET on how to make a woman realize living without you will be a great mistake where she wrote how metodo the spell caster helped her fix her marriage and how she came face to face in contact with Metodo and also how real and awesome he is. I just felt compelled to also contact him for help maybe i was not thinking clearly or i felt it was my only chance to make sure she soon to be fiancé doesn’t marry anyone else but me or maybe i felt both ways. I know something was clear to me that whatever action i took was my last chance to win her back. There and then i contacted Metodo cos i had no money to travel all the way to Chad. I just trusted BRUNELDA NATO testimony that he really exist and can help me solve my problem. It turned out that BRUNELDA NATO was right. Now i can also truthfully tell you that Metodo is really something out of ordinary he is the greatest spell caster you can ever meet. He sent me some items that he told me to use to pray with within the 7 days he was casting the spell i asked him to help me cast with the materials he told me to provide to for the spell casting. Within those seven days of incantation pray my soon to be fiancé developed something i don’t know what to call in her head that made the love she had for me resurface i say resurface love because she became that girl i fell in love with back in Latvia she told me she was going to call of the wedding but was scared what would happen to her father relationship with the man. But all those worried faded when Metodo sent the spell that looked like a powdery substances with instruction on how to make it effective. She called off the wedding and nothing happened it was like no one cared anymore not the man or her parent almost like it idea was yipped of their head. Whether anyone believe me or not it does really matter the only thing i care to say here is that Metodo is the ultimate spell caster anyone can ever ask for help. Am going to leave his mail in case Metodoacamufortress @ yahoo. com

  55. After being in relationship with him for 3 years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should rather contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that never believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I mailed the spell caster, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the other ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email is DRAISEDIONSPELLCASTER@gmail.com you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or any other problem.

  56. I am hear to give testimony of how i got back my husband, we got married for more than 5 years and have gotten two kids. thing were going well with us and we are always happy. until one day my husband started to behave in a way i could not understand, i was very confused by the way he treat me and the kids. later that month he did not come home again and he called me that he want a divorce, I asked him what have i done wrong to deserve this from him, all he was saying that he want a divorce and that he hates me and do not want to see me again in his life, i was mad and also frustrated do not know what to do,i was sick for more than 2 weeks because of the divorce. i love him so much he was everything to me without him my life is incomplete. i told my sister and she told me to contact a spell caster, i never believe in all this spell casting of a thing. i just want to try if something will come out of it. I contacted DR. INEGBEDION for the return of my husband to me, they told me that my husband have been taken by another woman that she cast a spell on him that is why he hates me and also want us to divorce. then they told me that they have to cast a spell on him that will make him return to me and the kids, they cast the spell and after 3 days my husband called me and he told me that i should forgive him, he settled to apologize on phone and said that he still love me that he did not know what happen to him that he left me. it was the spell that the Dr INEGBEDION shrine cast on him that made him come back to me today,me and my family are now happy again today. thank you DR. INEGBEDION for what you have done for me i would have been nothing today if not for your great spell. i want you my friends who are passing through this kind of love problem of getting back their husband, wife , or ex boyfriend and girlfriend to contact VIA EMAIL ADDRESS: drinegbedionspellhome@gmail.com and you will see that your problem will be solved.

  57. I see no reason why people will be heart broken when there is a powerful spell caster like Dr.EKPEN TEMPLE who is capable to restore your broken relationship or marriage. I must say that there has been a lot of improvement since when Dr.EKPEN TEMPLE helped me to cast a love spell on my lover, My relationship used to be very rough and this always made me sad. But since the interference of this powerful spell caster called Dr.EKPEN TEMPLE there have been a lot of changes at least my lover always have breakfast with me and he does not pass the night outside any more these and many more reasons made me so grateful to Dr.EKPEN TEMPLE for his help towards my relationship. To improve your relationship or marriage and make it more romantic contact Dr.EKPEN TEMPLE through these details below: Email: (ekpentemple@gmail. com)

  58. These comment you see on the internet about Metodo are not just comment they are truthful word written by those who have been there and found help in reunite with the one they hold dear to heart. I can tell you these cos i also asked him for help to cast a spell to fix my relationship with the only man i have ever loved after been married four time in the last four years cos i didn’t believe in love but in the power of been rich. When it came to been Stephen it was different i fell for him in every way. Maybe i don’t know what love is cos i never felt it for any of one my ex husband the only detail i can give is that my heart literally beat fast when he was around, anytime he ran his finger through my hair. I always knew my past will always hurt not matter what i do but i never gave it too much thought cos i never thought i will meet this kind of man. At the time i meant him it was only a while before the relationship became serious cos i bet he loved me also. We moved in together and our relationship just blosoomed. He was gentle with me always i mean my life was a fairy for a moment. But then again my past life that was to be left in the closet got out. It almost ruined my life i almost lost the love of my life but Metodo the spell caster help me restored that love that was always there. That is how i know every of this comment is true. Not everybody will believe this more over its just something on the internet but my heart knows every of this word that formed this entire comment is true. Living Metodo contact for those who believes me and needs help metodoacamufortress @ yahoo. com

  59. Life can be very displeasing especially when we loose the ones we love and cherish so.
    much.My husband abandoned me and my 2 kids and said he wanted new adventures.I asked what I had done wrong but he said nothing.He continued paying our bills but moved in with another woman I was so frustrated and at times I will cry all night because I needed my husband by my side. all thanks to Dr Osaze, I was nearly loosing hope until I saw an article on how Dr Osaze cast a love spell to make lovers come back. There is no harm in trying, I said to my self. I contacted him via email and after 24 hrs my story changed. words will not be enough to appreciate what he has done for me. I have promised to share the testimony as long as I live because he brought back happiness and joy into my life.If you having any kind of problem in your relationship and you need your man back I RECOMMEND Dr Osaze.pls do contact hm directly on “spirituallove@hotmail. com”.

  60. My name is Richard Sophia, i think its a good thing to share this wonderful testimony because am so happy now, i have been married for four years, with two kids, and a lovely husband, i was having a sweet family, until when things started getting sour, my husband started coming home late at night, started ignoring my feelings and needs, i later found out that he was having an affair with with another woman, this was tearing my family apart as my children was been affected a lot, i didn’t know what to do, my heart was so saddened, until i came in contact with one Dr. OGBIDI, a spell caster, on a marriage website, i told him about my problems in my family, he told me he is going to fix my family and bring back my husband if only i could provide what will be needed, i did as he asked and he fixed my family for me and my husband broke up with the lady and came back home and asked for forgiveness, am so so happy today, i cant hide this but share the good news,
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  61. My name is chandeller, living and working in Oxfordshire, UK. My life is
    back! After 2 years of broken marriage, my husband left me with two
    children, I felt like ending it all, i almost committed suicide because he
    left us with nothing, I was emotionally during this time. Thanks to a
    sorcerer spell called Dr.Tamazaki I met online. On one faithful day, as I
    was surfing the internet, I found several of the testimonials about this
    particular pitcher spells. Some people said that he brought his former
    lover, some stated that restores the uterus, cure cancer and other
    diseases, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and also
    write to get a good paying job so forth. He is amazing, I also encounter a
    particular witness was a woman named Vera, she testified about how he
    brought back his former lover in less than 2 days and at the end of his
    testimony he dropped his email.After reading all this, I decided to give it
    a try. I contacted by email and explained my problem to him. In just 48
    hours, my husband turned to me. We solved our problems, and we are even
    happier that ever.Dr.Tamazaki you are a talented man and he will not stop
    running because he is a wonderful man. If you have a problem and looking
    for a real, genuine sorcerer, I Try any time, he is the answer to your
    problems. You can contact him at (dr.tamazaki@gmail.com) or you call +2348185277879. he’s the best pitcher who can help you with your problems CANCER, HIV,IF YOU WANT TO GET PREGNANT ANYTHING AT ALL I ASSURED HE IS SIMPLY THE BEST

  62. Reminds me of this song. Funniest break up song ever made.

  63. Anyone who has been in an off and on relationship can tell how frustrating it is. Most especially when you love them so much like they know you so well to know that no matter the circumstance in which the break up is based on, you are always gonna make up and start from a fresh page with them. Almost like you can not do without them and your life revolves round them which is literally speaking true. My relationship with my boyfriend was one such off and on thing only that he was the one who constantly kept breaking my heart and each time i kept crawling back to him like i had no life aside from that i shared with him. We started dating backing in 2010 and from 2010 to late 2013 he played with my heart knowing i was always gonna come back to him. He knew he could break up with me to date other guys he feels like and at the end of the day come back asking for a second chance and believe me it was always a second chance to me. It was either he wants to date another guys or he’s telling me that he is not sure he can be in a relationship with apparently cos he needed to find out what he wants in life and discover who he is. Most people asked why didn’t i just move on and find someone who was more worthy of my love. Yes i should have done just that but i can give a thousand reason why i always go back to him at the end of this entire text it will fall back to this that “I LOVE HIM WITH MY LIFE”. I could not see my whole life without him in it so basically i was a fool in love. No matter how i convince myself to hate him and make him suffer for all he did to me it was impossible for me to accomplish. It was like he had something over him that always drew me back to him no matter what the condition might be. I was in pain. It hurt me down to my soul hat he was so indecisive about what he wanted for us all those time. For about 2 years and 8 months i was literally his bitch that he does what he like to and dispose. I really didn’t know if he did all he did on purpose or f it was as a result of his indecisive nature. What ever it was i didn’t like cos all i wanted was to spend the rest of my life with him. Blame me or don’t on the basis of stupidity what’s done is done i contacted a spell caster to help get him in the path i wanted for us. I did this early this year. I was not going to say anything until i was sure that what Metodo Acamu did was for real. I was not going to start misleading people to do what does not exist. I can tell you without now doubt that the spell worked for me and also i have seen a couple of comment Online about Metodo Acamu it is obvious that all he does is make people lives better in every way and bring people out from what ever hellhole they where in. I should tell you that he is one of the only few if not the only one true spell caster that can help you out in any condition. Not cos i saw a couple of comments Online like that of Nicholas Zachary but because all these comments were written by real life people who have gone and seen the authenticity of Metodo Acamu. I asked Metodo Acamu to put my boyfriend in the right path i wanted for the two of us, to help kill that indecisive nature he had in him to make him mine and mine only forever. You should all know he did just that for me and the spell he cast changed our lives in ways you can’t imagine and the best part is that he didn’t take i single pound from me. I only gave him something out of my discretion as a sign of gratefulness for what he did for me. However Metodo Acamu asked me to get some materials which we used for the spell casting process. I will be opened with you all at first, i thought he wanted to use the required materials as a medium to get money form me but it turned out that he made it clear to me that without those materials it will me impose to do any spell just like cooking without food stuff. Even then he told me to either get the materials to temple by myself or parcel it over to him or to send him the money to get the materials for me if i can’t find them. I had to send the money to him cos it was even more less expensive that way. You should also know he is trust worthy you can trust him with anything. Here is his personal contact got it Online when i contacted him thought i should also leave it here maybe for those who need to contact Metodo Acamu {metodoacamufortressx at yahoo dot com}

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