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I believe the proper spelling is "turkey nuggets"
This comes to me from a friend of a friend that teaches sixth grade in an inner city public school in Philadelphia. The student was instructed to write an essay on school lunch. This be hilarious.
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Tagged disgrace, education, middle school, school lunch, summer school, trucky niggets
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I saw this sign in Manassas, VA and found it kind of interesting. The picture really doesn’t do the size of the sign justice…this thing is massive and is on a road that gets quite a bit of traffic. The guy who put up this sign is all up in arms about 287 (g), an ordinance from the Immigration and Nationality Act that was adopted by the Manassas City Council. It’s a federal statute that allows local law enforcement officials (if given the proper training) to enforce immigration laws, a job traditionally reserved for ICE. So far, 62 cities and counties across the nation have adopted 287 (g).
Whether you agree with the guy or not, he does get major free speech points for his efforts.
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2 GIRLS 1 BUSH
There are just too many possibilities for this picture. Any ideas, readers?
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ESPN = JEALOUS THIEVES THAT SWEAT OUR WEBSITE
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When I saw that Bowzer wrote a post on Why You Should Stay Single, it reminded me of something I found on the interwebs last week. Since we all know that Bowzer is a dinosaur (with a blogging problem), it appears that Mingle2 Blog may have provided a good explanation for why he has no girlfriend. Click the pic to check it out.
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There is no way that we could have ever predicted that Put Up Your Dukes would generate over 50,000 hits within three days of putting up our first post! This is largely due to the success of Bowzer’s first post, “The Area Code Rating System.” If you haven’t read it yet, make sure you do so immediately, it’s a gem. Congrats to Bowzer on being our first author to hit the front page of Reddit! We have no one to thank for our budding success but our readers, of course. We have enjoyed hearing your feedback on our stuff thus far, so please keep commenting! We have so many awesome things planned, so be sure to stay tuned as our site continues to grow.
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Tagged congratulations, hits, put up your dukes, reddit, shameless self-promotion
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Famous comedian Andy Dick was arrested early Wednesday morning at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, California for investigation of sexual battery and drug use. Apparently he was completely wasted and grabbed a 17-year-old girl’s tank top and bra and pulled it down, exposing her breasts. Andy Dick was also in possession of marijuana and Xanax when taken into custody by police.
Andy Dick's Mug Shot
Now, look at that mug shot. Maybe it’s just me, but that picture totally looks like a guy that just pulled down a 17-year-old girl’s top. Put Up Your Dukes has officially bestowed the “Creepiest Celebrity Mug Shot Award” upon thee, Andy Dick. You’ve earned it.
Source: FoxNews.com
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Tagged andy dick, award, buffalo wild wings, celebrities, drug use, marijuana, mug shot, sexual assault, xanax
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So who knows how you ended up here at Put Up Your Dukes. Maybe a friend of yours told you that after reading this site your life would never be the same. Maybe the buzz on the blogosphere was just so deafening that you had to check us out. Or maybe you got really shitfaced last night and just kind of woke up beside us, and now you want to know who the hell this stranger is snoring and drooling next to you.
In case you are either mentally retarded or you went to school at Radford, the name of our site is Put Up Your Dukes. We already introduced ourselves to the interwebs in our lovely About Us feature, so make sure to check that out. It’ll tell you who we are, and what our site is all about. Now that we have the whole awkward name exchange thing out of the way, lets get down to business, shall we?
I hope you guys will stay tuned as we get this blog up and running. We’re just here to have some fun and to give us something to do until it’s a socially acceptable time of day to start drinking again. We already have a lot of great ideas in the pipeline, and we are really excited about trying to put it together in an entertaining way. So grab yourself a seat at the bar, make yourself a drink, help yourself to some beer nuts, and get ready to have some fun y’all.
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