Monthly Archives: July 2008

Facebook Prank: Why I Suddenly Started Attracting Gay Men

POSTED BY: Bowzer

So one day I’m on my computer doing my usual facebook routine and I get this friend request. I recognized him as a bartender that I had engaged in a drunken conversation with a couple of weeks or so prior. Hey, I’ll be honest, as long as you’re not some random, you’re in my network and I have met you at least once, I will always accept a friend request. This time was no different, and I accepted this guy’s request. Continue reading

Imitation Is The Most Sincere Form of Flattery

POSTED BY: PutUpYourDukes

ESPN = Jealous Thieves

ESPN = JEALOUS THIEVES THAT SWEAT OUR WEBSITE

Hangover, I Want To Kill You

POSTED BY: Bowzer

Take a look at this photograph and study it very carefully. No, I didn’t say stare at her sideboob, I said to study the picture. At first glance, you are probably thinking, “Dear God, that girl must have it pretty bad.” I want to agree with you. She has no shirt on, and is passed out on a table in someone’s backyard with beer bottles strewn all about. The sad thing is that I actually envy her at the moment. How could that be, you ask? Because while she is obviously experiencing a serious hangover, at least she is STILL ASLEEP. Continue reading

Why Bowzer Is Still Single

POSTED BY: PutUpYourDukes

When I saw that Bowzer wrote a post on Why You Should Stay Single, it reminded me of something I found on the interwebs last week. Since we all know that Bowzer is a dinosaur (with a blogging problem), it appears that Mingle2 Blog may have provided a good explanation for why he has no girlfriend. Click the pic to check it out.

Why You Should Stay Single

POSTED BY: Bowzer

First let me just say that this post applies to both men and women, so any examples I give are applicable to both of the sexes. Now what I am going to discuss is a situation that everyone has found themselves in: BEING SINGLE. Some welcome it as a holy gift of liberation, others fear it like some sort of plague. No matter which side of the fence you’re on, we have all been there. Of course when it’s all said and done, most of us will end up in a traditional partnership or marriage. I like to think of being single as a continuously running clock that is counting down to zero. It is a precious, limited commodity in one’s life that should be appreciated to the fullest, while supplies last.

What I would like to discuss with you today is why you should stay single, at least for a little while, before you totally sell out and get into a serious relationship. Continue reading

A Sign That Your City May Have a Homeless Problem

POSTED BY: Bowzer

50,000 Hits in Our First Three Days!

POSTED BY: PutUpYourDukes

There is no way that we could have ever predicted that Put Up Your Dukes would generate over 50,000 hits within three days of putting up our first post! This is largely due to the success of Bowzer’s first post, “The Area Code Rating System.” If you haven’t read it yet, make sure you do so immediately, it’s a gem. Congrats to Bowzer on being our first author to hit the front page of Reddit! We have no one to thank for our budding success but our readers, of course. We have enjoyed hearing your feedback on our stuff thus far, so please keep commenting! We have so many awesome things planned, so be sure to stay tuned as our site continues to grow.

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